So little Rainman had to go pee, and he needed help to get his pants unbuttoned. I went in the bathroom to help him, so I got his pants unbuttoned and helped him pull them down, and without thinking set him down on the potty. To which he promptly replied "My weinerd is not in my butt Mommy, I stand up to pee" Ok no problem but then he looks at me and says, "Do you have a weinerd in your butt Mommy?" Apparently this is why girls pee sitting down, we have weinerds in our butts.